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The Benefits of Sex

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that a woman who has sexual relations produces big amounts of estrogen which makes hair shiny and soft.

-Kaya pala ang ganda ganda ng mga kumare ko kapag nadidiligan... Uy si bakla blooming... echoz!


2. To make love in soft and relaxed way reduces the possibilities of suffering from dermatitis and acne. The sweat produced cleans pores and makes the skin shine.
- akala ko gagawing facial wash ang anech.. ahihihih. wicthels pala.

3. To make love allows to burn all the calories accumulate is this romantic love scene.
-ahhh.. so hindi lang pala fitrum at ang legendary L-Carnitine ang reason kung bakit payat si Juday... Sagana kay Papa Ryan...

4. Sex is one of the safest sports. It strengthens and tonifies all body muscles. It is more enjoyabel than doing 20 lapses in the pool. And you don't need special shoes !
- Eh kung ilagay din kaya yan sa Olympics... Baka magka Gold Medal pa ang Pilipinas! Winner!

5. Sex is an instantaneous cure against depression. It frees endorphines in the blood flow, creating a state of euphoria and leaves us with a feeling of well-being.

-Kapag sad ka, you know what to do di ba!

6. The more we make love, the more we have the capacity to do more. A body sexually active releases a higher amount of pheromone. This subtle aroma excites the opposite sex !
-Eh paano ang same-sex... hmmmm...

7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFICIENT THAN VALIUM

-Infairness, nakakaBorlog nga naman itech! Bulagta ka after...

8. To kiss everyday allows to avoid the dentist. Kisses aid saliva in cleaning teeths and lower the quantity of acids causing enamel weakening.

-Bye Bye tooth decay!


9. Sex relieves headaches. Each time we make love, it releases the tension in brain veins.
-Eh heart aches kaya? Ching!

10. To make love a lot can heal a nasal congestion. Sex is a natural antihistaminic. It helps fight asthma and spring allergies.
-Wow, mas effective sa Neozep? Magaling, Magaling, Magaling!

7 comments:

Geisha said...

ganun! bwahahhaha.. nakakatuwa! nakakaloka! nakakadala!

kelan ko kaya matikman ang mga benefits na ito? :(

Chyng said...

andame!

PROSETITUTE said...

i remember the talk that sen. santiago had given to a batch of graduating nursing students. sabi niya, ang isang yosi daw e nakakabawas ng 5 hours sa buhay ng tao. at ang sex ay nakakadagdag naman ng 10 hours! haha. so, it goes without saying na magiging immortal ang mga cigarette addict cum sex addicts. lol

RONeiluke, RN said...

ang daming benefits! hehehe!

more sex more fun..

Nick said...

I can greatly attest to #10. Haha

Obnoxious Queer said...

I've experienced some of the benefits! Un lang! wahahaha... it's a colorful world!

 
 
 

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